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T-Shirt Slogans
"Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody."
"Only donkeys can read this."
"Kick My Ass......" (On a shirt with a donkey's picture)
"ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"
"FOR SALE -- Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."
"Where there's a will I want to be in it"
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance"
"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"
"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."
"Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane." .........Wright brothers.
"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
"HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"
"How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?"
"If the shoe fits, buy it.----Imelda Marcos"
"HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the memory."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
"Automobile -A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people."
"Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."
"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)
"Rehabilitation Is for Quitters"
"It's Not My Duty To Die For
My
Country....
But It's My Duty To Make Sure That The Enemy Dies For His Country."
"Where
there's a will, I want to be in it."
"Take my advice, I don't use it anyway."
"The statement below is true.
The statement above is false."
"Sometimes
I need what only you can provide: your absence."
"If
your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your
father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity."
"I
was born intelligent - education ruined me."
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train
stops. On my desk, I have a,work station... What more can I say"
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright Until
you hear them speak.
Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !
"ALCOHOL
KILLS SLOWLY So what
Who's in a hurry"
Love is photogenic;
it needs darkness to develop
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