Here is a letter
written by a HR executive to his love:
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of
October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct.
at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on
compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of
probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal
schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally
between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the
expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense
account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing
which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be
considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your
sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo
|
