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Adult Graffiti
• Behind every successful man there is a great woman and behind every great woman there is a smart guy staring at her butt.
• Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.
• Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
• Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink.
• Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.
• When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose.
• Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
• How's your wife and my kids?.
• Love without sex is like cooking without eating, but be careful because sex without condom is like driving a car without breaks!.
• I love you in blue. I love you
in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
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I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.
• Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good.
• Lets all be considerate towards animal and let all the cocks meet the pussies of their choice.
• Prostitution is a hole sale business.• All men are terrorists. They attack womens' twin towers and destroy their pentagons!.
• A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.• Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
• Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?.
• Virginity is like bubble, one prick all gone.
• Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
• People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
• SMS - Stimulate Me Sexually
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